mobiuskleinstein: thefoxxybenedict: People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat Wanna eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
snapchatting: snapchatting: wtf is sex??
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
Cuddle buddy application
forever-a-bunn: Name: Age: Gender: Big/little spoon: Favorite movie: Favorite band: Is it okay if I fall asleep: Are kisses allowed: Are pants required: When are you available for cuddles: My place or yours: Will you play with my hair:
bmcay: “You’re a lesbian because your dad abused/didn’t love you” “You’re a lesbian because you’re scared of men” “you’re gay because you were too close to your mum” “You’re not gay you just havent met the right boy/girl” “You’re __ because-“
chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes...
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
dannyvapidinmypants: e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak* ………………………yeah
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
creatingaquietmind: Exactly what “blocking” someone on tumblr does… Read More
exp0rted: we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy
I'm doing a poll, Reblog if you choose the Grass...
messed-up-logic: (Water) (Fire)